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‘I Hired A Gimp To Clean My Apartment’

“We eventually began scoping out the particular leanings of his appetite, and discovered a few of his limits. Remarkably, he was happiest doing the housework, subservience being his bent. He enjoyed the name calling and the gentler smacks and hair pulling, but he didn’t harbour a taste for the most violent of my housemate’s physical assaults. She once pulled out a paintball gun (who knows where from) and he broke character to tell her, definitively, ‘no.’”